The Judge Looked Directly Into My Eyes As He Began His Summing Up – Joke Jokes

The Judge looked directly into my eyes as he began his summing up.
“In all my years on the Bench, I can honestly say that I have never had to deal with a more loathsome individual than yourself. You are an habitual liar who thinks nothing of taking advantage of weaker individuals to satisfy their own perverted needs, paying no heed to the damaged and ruined lives you leave in your wake.”
Then he turned his attention to the accused, “You have chosen your Defence Attourney well Mr Rodgers.”

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