Standing There, Shaking, With A Crazy Stare In Her… – Food-And-Drink Jokes

Standing there, shaking, with a crazy stare in her tearful eyes, my wife looked down at the charred remains of her latest victim.
I held her tightly, and whispered into her ear…
“Never mind love. I’ll treat us to a takeaway instead.”

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