So my wife sent me to go get “organic” vegetables from the supermarket. So I go up to one of the kids in the veggie section and I say:
“Do you know if any of these have pesticides on them?”
“Pesticides?” he asked.
“You know, poison that they spray on the plants. I need some veggies for the wife,” I said.
“Oh, uh… you’ll have to do that yourself.”
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