Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he’d like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee.
“Excellent coffee, to be sure,” says Paddy.
“Thank you,” says the woman. “My husband brought it back from Brazil.”
“That’s great,” says Paddy, “and it’s still warm as well.”
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