On holiday in France, I ran out of batteries for my mp3 player, and so I went to buy some. After trying 6 different shops with no luck,, I eventually arrived at a bar and thought i’d see if they had any. I walked up to the bloke at the bar and said, “Hi, i’m looking for batteries”.
“Ah, Oui”, he said, “wait here a moment”. He went away and came back with another bloke. Then the other bloke comes up to me and says “Bonjour, How can I help?”.
“I am looking for batteries” I said.
“Oui, I am Patrice” he said,
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