My Wife’S Leaving Me Because Apparently “I Just Don’T Get It” – Modern-Life Jokes

My wife’s leaving me because apparently “I just don’t get it”. Take yesterday for example. She told me I would soon be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet. I was so excited I went straight out and bought a new suit.
Well, it’s not everyday Ronnie Corbett comes round for dinner is it?

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