My Wife Woke Up This Morning, And I Heard The Scre… – Misunderstanding Jokes



My wife woke up this morning, and I heard the screams from the bedroom as she was shredded and bitten to within an inch of her life. I was only trying to be a good husband, by stealing them from the zoo. But apparently I got mixed up when she said that she wanted a couple of Lie-Ins.




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