My wife was ill so I had to do the shopping for the first time ever. She said, “You’ll need a shopping trolley. They’re outside by the entrance. You have to put a pound in to release them.”
I went to the entrance, put my pound in, and pushed it into the store.
I got some funny looks, but I enjoyed hearing Postman Pat’s theme tune as I pushed his van round the shop.
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