My wife told me her mother was coming over and asked me to be nice to her.
‘I’m always nice!’ I protested.
‘What about last week when she asked if you would get her a drink of water?’ She asked.
‘Did I not get her a drink of water?’ I asked in reply.
‘Yes.’ She said, ‘In a dog bowl, which you put on the floor in front of her.’
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