My Wife Put A Gun To My Head And Said, ”Do You Lo… – Food-And-Drink Jokes

My wife put a gun to my head and said, ”Do you love me?”
”Depends, what’s for dinner?” I said.
”There’s a gun to your head and all you care about is dinner!” she said angrily.
”Yes!” I replied, ”With your cooking I might just want you to pull the trigger!”

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