My wife had finally had enough of my pet, so one day when i got home from work she exclaimed,
“Right I’ve had enough of this. Either i go or the he does.”
“The dog can go then.” I replied making up my mind in a flash.
“Good choice hunny,” My wife said snuggling up to me.
“Come here rover, come and say goodbye.”
“Awww, i may actually miss you.” My wife stated.
“don’t worry you can take a picture of him with you when you go.”
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