My Wife Came Downstairs This Morning, Horrified, T… – Wordplay Jokes

My wife came downstairs this morning, horrified, to find me supping a can of Strongbow.
“It’s one of my 5 a day,” I claimed.
“Cider doesn’t count as a fruit, you know”.
“Who said anything about fruit?” I asked.


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