My wife came back from work yesterday and yelled at me “All my friends’ husbands have bought an original pink and brown Juicy handbag!”
I replied, with a wink, “Ok love, but tonight you’ll have to provide some pink and brown for me”
I was astonished when she nodded in agreement. I had always dreamt of this moment and it was finally here.
And, without fail, I went upstairs that night, and was not disappointed. It was just as good as I had ever imagined.
My very own snooker table.
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