My New Year Resolutions This Year Are To Gain A To… – Holidays Jokes

My New Year resolutions this year are to gain a ton of weight, start smoking, never volunteer, emotionally distance myself from friends and family, and be completely closed-minded about everything.
That way, next years resolutions should pretty much write themselves.

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