My Mate Called Me Today And Said, “I’Ve Just Had A… – Stupid Jokes

My mate called me today and said, “I’ve just had a huge fight with the wife. Have you got a spare bed for a few weeks until I find a flat?”
“I’m afraid not,” I replied, “but I’ve got a sofa, if that’s any good.”
“Perfect,” he said. “You’re an absolute legend! I’ll send her round in a bit.”

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