My mate asked me to look after his pet piranhas whilst he went on holiday for 3 weeks.
He left me a voicemail yesterday asking me how they were but I had completely forgot to feed them.
Luckily I went over his house and they were still swimming around happily.
So I phoned him back and said, “They are both fine mate.”
He said, “Both? What about the other 14?”
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