My Girlfriend Of Two Years Dumped Me Yesterday, Sa… – Sayings Jokes

My girlfriend of two years dumped me yesterday, said I had too many paranoias and it was strangling the relationship, I was all too often scared to go to the shop and perform menial tasks.
My mate tried to console me, told me there were plenty more fish in the sea.
No good to me, I have a fear of seafood.

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