My Girlfriend Kissed Me On The Tulips And Said, “I’M Leaving You – Stupid Jokes

My girlfriend kissed me on the Tulips and said, “I’m leaving you. It’s because of your obsession with flowers.”
As I burst into tears, like a big pansy, I replied, “I don’t beleaf it… Where did this stem from, petal?”

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