My Girlfriend And I Were Watching Television Earli… – Sarcasm Jokes

My Girlfriend and I were watching television earlier when she said to me,
“Don’t you think it’s unfair that when a man sleeps with many women he’s called a stud… but when a woman sleeps around with a lot of men she’s called a slag?”
After five seconds or so of silence she said to me “Mark, are you even listening to me?”
“Oh sorry dear… I couldn’t hear you over the sound of those dishes not being washed”

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