My five-year old daughter just came up to me and said “Daddy, I want to be a dolphin! Please, please, please make me into a pretty dolphin!”
So I sat her down and said, “Honey, I can’t do that. But I can give you the next best thing! Hugs and tickles!”
Then I hugged her tightly and gave her ten tickles.
She was not amused; None of her clothes fit her now that she’s a squid.
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