My Fat, Ugly Wife Rang The Police, “I’M Being Stalked – Sarcasm Jokes

My fat, ugly wife rang the police, “I’m being stalked… I want 24hr protection.”
“We’ll be there shortly ma’am” they said.
I don’t think they took it too seriously though.
Ten minutes later there was a noise outside, she opened the door and found a can of Sure on the mat.

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