My Doctor Said To Me, “I’Ve Got 2 Things To Tell You – Professions Jokes

My doctor said to me, “I’ve got 2 things to tell you. You’ve just won a liffetime’s supply of beans.”
I said, “Oh, that’s good.”
He then handed me over 1 tin of Heinz.
I said, “I thought you said I won a lifetime’s supply?”
He said, “That’s the other thing, you’ve only got 24 hours to live.”

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