Me and the wife were going on holiday for a week. When we were packing she turned to me and said “Why don’t we pack each other’s suit cases?”
I said “Okay sounds fun.” When we got ourselves checked into the hotel we were staying at, I opened my suitcase to find 3 pairs of speedos, a few tank tops and 2 pairs of sandals. “Very funny” I said.
My wife opened hers to find a one way ticket back to England.
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