Me and my wife were out in a fancy restaurant yesterday.
I asked the waiter “Do you have any nice wine available? And how much will it cost?”
“Well sir we have 1855 Chateau Latour, that will cost 300.” he replied.
“Well that sounds great” I said, putting my hand in my pocket “but I’ll just give you 20p for one bottle now and I’ll let you know if I want the other 1,854 bottles later.”
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