Me And My Mate Arrive At The Pub And Order A Couple Of Drinks – Food-And-Drink Jokes

Me And My Mate Arrive At The Pub And Order A Couple Of Drinks – Food-And-Drink Jokes

Me and my mate arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. I pulled out a lovely Chicken Mayo sandwich and my mate had Ham & Mustard.
Seeing us eat these in his pub, the angry publican approaches us and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cant eat your own sandwiches in here!’
Which is such a shame because I hate Mustard.







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