Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Little Johnny, obviously, forgets all about the errand and heads into the circus. He sees the robot, and immediately rushes back home to tell his mother about it.
“Mummmy, mummy!” he yells, “They have a life-sized robot of King Kong at the circus! He’s HUGE, mum! His arms, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His legs, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His head, HUGE, mum, HUGE!”
To which his mother replies, “Yes, that’s nice, but what about the nuts?”
“HUGE, mum, HUGE!”
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