Last night,me and my girlfriend were having a romantic candlelit dinner in a luxury restaurant.
I said to her “I love to take you out for dinner, make you sit beside the candle, shower you with roses and utter those three magical words in your ears ”
Excitedly she said “oh I can’t wait to hear it. I’ll also love to whisper it in your ear”.
So i Ieaned over and whispered in her ear”Pay the bill”. And left the restaurant.
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