Last night my wife reminded me that it was our daughters birthday today and told me to go get her something. She also asked if i could get her a box of tissues because our son had a cold and some lube for later. So i popped off to the store and found my daughter a Miley Cyrus concert dvd, to which i took up to the counter along with the lube and a box of tissues.
Safe to say i am never going back there again…
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