I’Ve Just Been To See A Fortune Teller And She Tol… – Misunderstanding Jokes

I’ve just been to see a fortune teller and she told me that this month I’m going to win a fortune on the lottery. She then looked at her Crystal ball and said, “And in December……….. well that’s amazing…… and they say lightning never strikes twice.” I said, “What, I’m going to win the lottery again?” and she said “No, you’re going to get struck twice with lightning.”

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