I’Ve Been Sleeping With This Bloke’S Wife And Toda… – Wordplay Jokes

I’ve been sleeping with this bloke’s wife and today he sent me this text:
“You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!”
To which I replied:
“8 out of 10, I’ll requires an apostrophe and a capital I.”

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