It was my 3 year old son’s birthday last week, and he really wanted a Buzz Lightyear toy.
I searched high and low for it, from shop to shop. Finally, after hours of looking, I found it, but it was fifty quid. I thought that was a bit expensive, but I bought it anyway.
He opened his present on his birthday, and was so excited that he dropped Buzz on the floor and his head fell off. I couldn’t believe it!
At least the toy was still in one piece.
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