It Took Me Nearly 20 Minutes To Get Home In The Po… – Stupid Jokes

It took me nearly 20 minutes to get home in the pouring rain last night, I was soaked from head to toe.
As I finally made it outside my house, my wife opened the bedroom window and shouted, “That’s not very clever Dave, is it?”
“I can’t odds the weather, love” I replied.
She said, “No, but you could’ve at least put the roof up on the car.”


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