Investment Tip – Advice Jokes

Investment Tip – Advice Jokes

INVESTMENT TIP.
If you purchased 1,000 of Bradford & Bingley ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left today;
If you purchased 1,000 of HBOS, ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 87 left today;
If you purchased 1,000 of Northern Rock ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left today;
If you purchased 1,000 of Merrill Lynch ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left today;
If you purchased 1,000 of Royal Bank of Scotland, ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 76 left today;
If you purchased 1,000 worth of canned beer two years ago, drank all the beer and sold the aluminium cans for recycling, you would have 188 left today;
Based on this example, my investment tip is:
(i) Avoid bank shares
(ii) Drink canned beer heavily and
(iii) Sell the cans for recycling







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