I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, no more payments!
So I called my daughter, Jane, to come over to my house. When she got there, I said to her, “I want you to take this last cheque over to your mother’s house and tell her that this is the last cheque she’s ever going to get from me. And I want you to come back and tell me the expression that’s on her face.”
So Jane took the cheque over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say. As Jane walked through the door, I said, “Now what did she have to say?”
“She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.”
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