I went to visit Ryan Giggs at his country retreat last week.
As I was pulling into his drive I caught a glimpse of his horse as it flashed past my car, sprinting away from the stable at top speed.
I ran to the door and shouted, “Come quickly Ryan, we’d better go and catch your horse. It’s just bolted”.
“Give me a couple of minutes”, he replied as he strode out of the house, “I’ll just go and close the barn door.”
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