I Went To My Local Market This Morning And Saw A S… – Stupid Jokes

I went to my local Market this morning and saw a stall with a sign saying ‘We Can Unblock Mobile Phones For Just 5.’
So I walked up to the bloke and said, “Can you unblock my phone?”
He said, “It depends, what is it?”
I said, “I’m not sure, I think it’s a mixture of ear wax & crisp crumbs.”

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