I Went Into Hospital Today To Have Bits Of My Hand… – Wordplay Jokes

I went into hospital today to have bits of my hand reattached after cutting them off in an accident.
When I arrived in theatre I asked the surgeon how confident he was that he could restore it to its former state.
He said “Its quite a tricky procedure…….. but I should be able to put it right…… Fingers crossed.”
“No, just the way they were will do thanks,” I replied.

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