I went in to my local with some mates the other night and saw the landlord sitting at one of the tables chatting to some of the regulars. So I went up to him and asked him if he knew how many pints there were in a quart “Easy” he replied, “four”. I headed to the bar and told the barman that the landlord said we could have our beers on him. He was doubtful so I looked over to the landlord and said “four pints, right?” He shouted back “yes, four pints”.
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