I was walking through the airport when a female customs officer directed me into a side room for a search. She began searching me and eventually reached my crotch…
“Careful” I said, “I don’t want you to find my 12 inch concealed weapon”
She giggled seductively and carried on the procedure
“I told you to stay away” I screamed before pulling the knife from my trousers and stabbing her.
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