I was walking round the fruit and veg stalls at the market when i thought i’d have a kilo of potatoes.
the bloke weighed them for me and said, “just over is that ok?”, I nodded.
Then i asked for a kilo of oranges, he weighed them and again said “just over is that alright”
“Ok mate thats 2.70 he said”
I gave him 2.50 winked at him and said “just under mate is that ok”?
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