I Was Texting A Mate When From Nowhere I Got Hit B… – Children Jokes

I was texting a mate when from nowhere I got hit by a car, just when I realised what was happening a fire engine flew past me and missed my head by inches.
I gave my son a right slap, how dare he throw toys out of his pram.

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