I was staying in a hotel on my mates stag do last weekend.
I phoned the hotel at 3am and said, “I’m currently on the 1st floor going up to the 7th floor but the lift is broken.”
She said, “I’ll send somebody up.”
About 15 minutes later the manager came up and said, “How long have you been trying to work this lift?”
I said, “About an hour, do you know what’s wrong with it?”
He said, “Yeah, it’s a cupboard.”