I was standing in the bathroom today, and god was it difficult.
I tried thinking of burst pipes, that were spurting water at a hundred miles an hour.
I tried thinking of a waterfall, from which crystal-clear water was cascading down and engulfing the earth.
I even tried thinking of a broken sink, in which a little fountain spring was bubbling in the basin.
But no… no matter how hard i tried –
The Polish plumber could neither speak English, or connect telepathically with me.
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