I Was Sitting On The Sofa With My Wife Last Night – Food-And-Drink Jokes

I was sitting on the sofa with my wife last night.
I said, “Do you fancy going out for something to eat, my treat?”
She said, “Yeah, that would be nice”.
I said, “Great, here’s a tenner, get me a kebab and get yourself whatever you want”.

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