I was sat on the bus earlier. As usual, there was a group of teenagers playing loud music through their phones, swearing in front of children and making a general nuisance of themselves. Luckily, this was my stop and I got off. However, I dread to think what I would have ended up doing had I stayed on for a couple more stops.
Probably cross the road and wait for the next bus to take me back.
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