I was sat in this big old room yesterday and saw this lady talking on a phone and she was waving in my direction. So I smiled and waved back at her.
She carried on talking on the phone and waved back. So I waved back again.
This went on for about five minutes until she scowled at me and walked off.
I then had to fork out 5,000 for a manky old vase.
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