I was sat in my police car when i got a shout on the radio that there was a robbery in progress. I got there as quick as i could, just in time to catch one of them. We struggled violently, and i ended up getting him in a very painful armlock. He struggled some more, so i knocked him out with a left hook.
For some reason, my 6 year old doesn’t want to play with me anymore
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