I Was Sat In My Car The Other Day Waiting For My M… – Time Jokes

I was sat in my car the other day waiting for my missus to come out of the train station. I got a text saying her train was delayed, so I put the heating on and shut my eyes. Every 20 minutes I had somebody knocking on my window asking for the time, so eventually I wrote on a notepad “I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME” and put it on my dashboard, not 15 minutes goes past when somebody woke me up, knocking on my window shouting “It’s 10 past 4 mate!”


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