I was recently noticing strange happenings in the home, I’d wake up and furniture had moved, lights were on, and many other different strange things. My mate referred me to an exorcist, now, I didn’t believe in the idea he could do anything but, I was willing to try anything.
To my surprise, he was completely successful, and i’ve had nothing strange happen, however..
A bill came through the door for 2,500.. I had no chance of paying this! I rang the exorcist up to try and sort something out, but nothing could be done so, hes coming down tomorrow to repossess the house.
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