I Was Playing Footie In The Park Today And Ended U… – Wordplay Jokes

I was playing footie in the park today and ended up getting a couple of bookings.
The ref said I’ll be looking at some form of suspension.
“No problem,” I replied, “It could be the shock absorbers. I’ve got to fit a new clutch for the goalie on Monday. Would Tuesday be OK?”

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